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Impressing the Others
A young Air Force Lieutenant had just arrived at the Base in Japan. He’d been given a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques. Sitting there, he saw a soldier come into his office. Wishing to appear the hot shot, the officer picked up the phone and started to pretend he was exchanging chat with the Base Commander.
He threw Colonel’s and General’s names around and talked about letting them stay in his Daddy’s house in Hawaii, and then set up a golfing date between him and the Base Commander. Finally he hung up and asked the Sergeant,“Can I help you, Sergeant?”
The soldier said,“Yes, sir, I’m here to activate your phone lines.”

The Best Way
A young bride and groom-to-be had just selected their wedding rings. As the young lady admired the plain platinum and diamond band she had chosen for herself, she suddenly looked concerned.“Tell me,” she asked the rather elderly salesman,“Is there anything special I’ll have to do to take care of this ring？”
With a fatherly smile, the salesman said,“One of the best ways to protect a wedding ring is to soak it in dishwater.”